Questioner
Riddle me this: Why did the Horneater couple stop after four kids?
Brandon Sanderson
*Playing along*
Alright, go for it.
Questioner
They didn't want to get heir-sick.
Everyone
*Laughs/groans*
Questioner
A Rioter, a Soother, and a Coinshot all go to buy a car.
The Soother goes up to the salesman and is like "hey can I buy a car" and the salesman goes "No, every time I sell to you people I always end up wanting to please you too much: I don't want to sell you the car, get out of here."
The Rioter walks up. He's like "hey, can I buy a car?" and the salesman goes "No, every time I try to sell to you folks I always end up wanting to try and *garbled* too much, get out of here."
The Coinshot walks up and the salesman goes "No you gotta *garbled* too, get out here." The Coinshot's like "what!? I can't mess with your emotions." The salesman goes "well yeah, but you guys are way too pushy."
Brandon Sanderson
Wow.