Questioner
I was at-- I think it was at Way of Kings or Towers of Midnight, and I think I might your dad?
Brandon Sanderson
Okay.
Questioner
At least I think it was your dad. He said he was your dad. *laughter* I realized like two years later that it might not actually be your dad.
Brandon Sanderson
It was, it was. *laughter*
Questioner
I'm relieved. Old, white hair, he said he was sort-of going to voice act Grandpa Smedry.
Brandon Sanderson
So my dad. She may have met my dad. And she really did meet my dad. *laughter*
Questioner
I realized like two years later, "Wait what if that wasn't really his dad? Just some crazy guy?"
Brandon Sanderson
My dad looks like--
Questioner
Your dad was very nice.
Brandon Sanderson
Yes, he looks vaguely like Alan Alda. Much more when he was younger, now he looks like a grandpa-ish Alan Alda.
Bystander 1
So like Alan Alda.
Brandon Sanderson
Yeah, maybe like Alan Alda still is. So the funny story about my dad is-- She wanted to know if this was really him and he said he was going to voice act Grandpa Smedry. So what my dad loves to do is he likes to show up at my signings, particularly-- He had a job where he moved around a lot. He would be at home in Idaho for a weekend and then he would go and work somewhere for a week and come back-- One of those jobs, right? And so I would go do my signings and never know where he was, right? And so I'd be doing a reading-- And I did one once in, this was in Ohio--
Questioner
I met him in Portland.
Brandon Sanderson
You met him in Portland?
Questioner
The year someone brought you a massive box of Voodoo Donuts...
Brandon Sanderson
Yes, yes, the Voodoo Donuts...
Questioner
...you don't like chocolate?
Brandon Sanderson
But I love Voodoo Donuts! I'm just not going to wait in line for it.
Questioner
But you don't like chocolate!
Brandon Sanderson
I don't like chocolate flavored donuts, I like a piece of chocolate, but like the chocolate flavoring they put on donuts is such fake chocolate...
Questioner
I think it was the CocoPuffs one.
Brandon Sanderson
Yeah. So anyway my dad, he'd just show up at places like this, and I'll be doing my signing, right? And I was doing a reading once in Ohio and there's a disturbance at the back, and I'm like "What is going on?" And people kind of part, and there's my dad signing books. *laughter* Seriously. He's just signing books, and he's just laughing about it like "Oh I taught him everything." *laughter* He's never read a science-fiction book in his life. He reads the books like, that we replaced over here for our signing that are religious books and stuff. He reads-- Oh it was the cart, the cart said religious books and they had stacks of my books on it-- He reads stuff like that, he reads biographies. My dad does not science-fiction.
Questioner
Has he read your books? I know he's read Alcatraz, because he was talking and quoting it.
Brandon Sanderson
He's read my books. He's read the Alcatraz books at least. This is my dad, he's signing my books... The other part of that story is that he then took off and like seven kids came through the line-- like twelve-year-olds that he had bought a hardcover for because he'd seen them with a ratty paperback and knew they couldn't afford one, so he just bought if for them. *audience awws* And he did that for just tons of kids in the line. And he will do that at the signings. If he sees some young kid with a paperback, he'll buy them a hardcover. So that's my dad for you. *applause* I'll tell him you applauded for him. I'll tell him that you remember him...
Bystander 2
Will you bring him back?
Brandon Sanderson
Will I bring him back? I'll tell him he has to come to the signing next time.